iammyurl:


siderealsandman:


So she became Secretary of State instead


bitches get it done

iammyurl:

siderealsandman:

So she became Secretary of State instead

bitches get it done

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

the worst thing about being shy and introverted is that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s really the opposite its like you’re so uncomfortable with yourself that you don’t wanna share it with anyone else so you just dont and people think you’re an asshole but you’re actually just really scared

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orgygami:

If u have a crush on me pls tell me so I can fuck it up thanks

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irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

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sirhaymitchabernathy:

jasongracist:

plutarchss:

I think someone is hiding under Jennifer dress
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probably Josh

Josh.

I mean he’s short enough

maybe it’s Leonardo DiCaprio, it might the closest he gets to an Oscar

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porcelainivoryvalyriansteel:

hungrylikethewolfie:

barackobama:

guitarandmountaindew:

stay-bene-amici:

all my OTPs sittin’ in a tree

HO-MO-SEXU-ALITY

first comes love

then comes marriage

thanks obama

you’re welcome.

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i haven’t seen this post since the election!

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Friend: What's the difference between ships and otps?
Me: Ships make you smile and sigh and get a little teary-eyed maybe. Otps make you claw your own face off and sob.

oomshi:

Don’t touch what you can’t afford aka me

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